Source: https://oursuperadventure.tumblr.com/post/737344947745947648/no-crisps-only-toby-this-is-a-redraw-of-a
My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract
You may need to update your contract to read “clause” otherwise there’s no pun.