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Idiotic spammers trying to extort me, claiming they hacked my webcam and got video of me jerking off, so I have to pay them on bitcoin.

Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.

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Hello, my perverted friend.

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I've come to wank with you again.

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On a webcam soft-ly stroking

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To a vid of extreme poking

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And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

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The art

Of coitus

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Congrats, y'all are the first ever post in Lemmy Sings!

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I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over

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I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over

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You pos

Edit: I don’t mean it, I love you