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simp ly a backpack

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I think the meme refers to the joke that "all guys just want a big tiddy goth girlfriend" meme.

The bottom text is just a joke to divert from the obvious meme

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Not all of the guys.

I don't care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

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Hey man you gotta at least help make the pie.

;)

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I don't need a ho

I'll happily knead that dough

I'll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin'

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Do goth girls like baking pies?

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i think some people are actually the backpack in this situation.