What is the date of suicide?
And if America is soo dead why are you trying to change it? Quietly confident you don't recover after suicide.
Ah, heard about him. Wasn't he the last coherent president? Should get another in a few months.
They apparently want to use America's corpse for some Weekend At Bernie's style shenanigans.
Id watch that.
Important question- is America played by a statue of liberty, Uncle Sam, Lincon, or some generic person wearing an American shirt, hat and rifle?
Lincoln would probably be the best option for comedic content. Though Uncle Sam works probably work pretty well too.