Get a rope.
I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
That is the newest looking hat I've seen since one time when I bought a brand new hat. Seriously, mine looked more beat up than that within a month, tops. Also mine wasn't the cowboy hat (or fedora). Honestly I can't remember what kind of hat it was it was like 15 years ago at the very least.