Show appreciation to your friends by whispering "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when they show you pictures of their kids.
Drink less water
In order to build resilience, we have to push and train our bodies. By depriving your body of the fuel it needs, your essentially making yourself stronger.
Assume everything, research nothing
It's no secret people can't stand a know it all. Always assume. No matter what it is. Assume, then assert your assumptions as facts.
People greatly respect this, and find it endearing
Live in the past
Reminiscing is a beautiful thing. Most people value a sentimental person. It shows how thoughtful you are, and people highly value this trait in someone.
Overcomplicate everything
simplicity is for amateurs and makes you look stupid
Never apologize under any circumstance
That's just admitting fault, and it's a huge sign of weakness.
If you can, blame someone else. Everyone loves a hero and hates a villain.
Walk in traffic
Walk in traffic, you can draft and go faster. You can go fastest on the freeway.