@blight
@hexbear.netTrue, but #1 is otherwise good at pointing out problems and openly confronting people about big and small things. It’s just around me they seem a little shy, which is part of why they’re so adorable.
I think #1 has the more reasonable approach honestly since #2 just sort of chaotically jumped in and ended my career.
Crushposting [Self-Sabotage 5000 Edition]:
Fact time: Crush #2 is undoubtedly crushing on me, to the point of telling me that basically they want me to take it slow and careful to avoid stumbling into a loveless relationship with them by circumstance and inertia. Which is cool and good and all but it doesn't help me at all with Crush #1, aka the main crush, aka the noble hope, aka the naive dream, my Dulcinea.
I don’t know, I’m definitely open to it, but it seems very unlikely that we all 3 were, so I don’t think that’s feasible.
Crushposting:
Ok, if my calculations are correct, there are two people who I like who both like me. What the fuck. This should be illegal. This shit barely happens in movies.
This means I can’t pick one because it will throw a wrench in with the other. And when my calculations turn out to be wrong and I pick the one who actually didn’t like me, the other who did like me wouldn’t (and indeed shouldn’t) be able to trust me. At that point I would fully jokerfy.
Couldn’t I have met these people a couple months or years apart, e.g. (a crazy example with no relation to anything) the average amount of time a relationship lasts?
God doesn’t know how to distribute love and then when he does, he does it in a fucking impossible way, what a hateful little bitch.
The year is 2024. Apple has finally introduced scheduled text messages. It only took them literally 17 years
By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.
Not mainly Crushposting:
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Next time I'm going to build my own party with blackjack and hookers.