The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkein because there's no fucking way in hell I will ever finish that shit
A couch is where you screw. A sofa is where you make love.
Ergo, a sofa is sexier than a couch.
A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.
I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!
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