An AI trained on old Internet material would be like a synthetic Grandpa Simpson:
"In my day we said 'all your base' and laughed all day long, because it took all day to download the video."
I had a Kia Rio. They sent out a safety recall warning that an ABS leak could cause a short and it could catch fire (this is after the big problem of them being easy to steal).
They're was no fix at the time. The only advice on the recall was "avoid parking near structures" in case it set fire to buildings.
Months later the fix was available: a smaller fuse that would blow before the short got hot enough to burn.
Imagine Software had made a name for itself, too. It was reasonable to see that name and expect some quality.
Phones used to have a round charger socket, a USB socket that could also be used to charge, plus the headphone socket and SD card slot. I'm sure they could have found room for both USB C and Lightning, with all the other things that were removed.
This reminds me of an early viral email joke:
Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits. We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. EVERYBODY HURRY!
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/glennape.idg/index.html
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