@TheREalDonaldTrump
@hexbear.netThis "Q" is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don't need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We're going to do it with American grit. Got it?
Well here at Mar-a-lago we're constantly keeping our buffet options fresh, so I can't really recommend something since the menu is always evolving. What I can tell you is that the food is delicious. Try some of everything! It's all Trump quality!
I'll tell you what I'm specially interested in: FINALLY ENDING THE DEMOCRATS FANTASY OF DESTROYING AMERICA!!!
You're a JOKE, Robert! I've seen your golf scores. They're not good. You might act like a tough guy but there's a reason you weren't invited to the debate!
Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.
The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!
Crooked Hillary? She's irrelevant. It's yesterday's news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!
Me? Liberal? You need to get your brain checked out. By a brain doctor or something. That's not right... that's not true at all. Whatever.
The only thing a master of the Art of the Deal like me is concerned with is 10. The rest can fall where they will. That's called doing business. I'm a businessman, you know. It's true! The crooked democrats they all try and say I'm not a real business man or that my businesses are failing but if that were true don't you think I'd be scrambling to save my business instead of running for president? Look, I don't wanna run for president! But the crooked democrats give me no choice!
Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That's for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. "Mr. President Trump, sir" They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. "Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad" is what they say to me. It's true!