Frickin' hilarious! Only thing left for them to do is wonder whether they are the baddies.
LoL
A true connoisseur of the finest TPs the world has to offer. No doubt, a renaissance man.
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The voters continue to speak! And they're unhappy. This is unacceptable.
To placate those angered by the probability of there being a mortgage while simultaneously assuaging the concerns of there not being a mortgage, our guy now may have a mortgage. But here's the great thing for anyone unsettled by that possibility - he may not!
May there now be peace and tranquility for everyone so deeply committed to uncovering The True Facts behind shitposts.
Okay, the people have spoken. And I hear you.
You want the guy to have a mortgage.
So our fraudster now definitely has a mortgage.
Unfortunately none. Absconded with this several years back and don't even remember where.
To be a fly on that wall.
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