Enbridge is responsible for the worst oil spill in Michigan. When oil pressure dropped in a pipeline near the Kalamazoo River (due to a leak), operators increased pressure to compensate.
My Halloween costume is going to be sick this year. But next year I'll be going as a cancer patient.
911, what's your emergency?
I found a dead body on the side of the road.
Where are you? I'm sending police to you now.
Uhh, I touched it.
OK, don't do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?
I may have eaten some.
...
Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.
What does that mean?
I...completed.
Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.
I once walked down to the local ice cream dispensary to get a cone of some type. But they were short-handed that day, and had closed the walk-up window. So I walked over to the drive-thru window.
They would not serve me without a car. Instead of closing the drive-thru and making drivers get out of their car, they closed the walk-up window, and wouldn't serve any walk-ups at the drive-thru.
Fuck drive-thrus.
My favorite phone was a Sony Xperia Compact. If they still have SD Card slots my next phone will be Sony.
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