I'm not giving up the most defensible position in my own home
Who the fuck thinks like this?
Certain Tolkien nerds are so obnoxious about this, it's like a mantra. In a lot of online spaces if you ever try to talk about allegory in Lord of the Rings you'll get a dozen of these people responding purely to tell you Tolkien hated allegory. As though everyone isn't already aware.
As a child I had nowhere to do homework, everywhere was a mess. When I was a teenager we didn't even really have a living room, because it was disgusting and full of junk, they would also constantly argue, meaning I never spent any time outside of my room.
I wished my parents were anal about keeping things clean.
The two gay ships people are having a meltdown over don't happen in the book. In one case the relationship between the two characters is very different and both ships likely wouldn't be depicted whether they occurred because the book is written as a history text book, with a biased author pulling from biased sources.
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