I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:
I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
and also
The dive bar at the end of the universe
baba ghanouj is even better in my opinion, but can be more hit or miss than hummus when store-bought.
@Pluto@hexbear.net thanks for checking in a few days ago. Struggling with getting myself to some important work and wondering if anyone here has any tips & tricks for getting yourself to do some otherwise not-difficult report writing that I think i've trained my brain to complusively avoid doing from pushing through burnout too much.
battlestar galactica but that one is a bit contentious. I think its the best part of the show though
the 'Evangelion Finally' album has some danceable songs, just gotta mix Komm Susser Todd into that
also why I frequent healing crystal stores because the good ones have some cool looking or geologically interesting rocks, then it's 50/50 if it's a reasonable price or a $200 spray painted quartz crystal lol. although the real shame is when all the rocks are rounded and polished because that gets rid of half the mineralogy
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