It's like the neighborhood bully is out slapping around all the smaller kids until he realizes a few of them snuck into his house and are putting their balls all over his prized drum set.
I originally read that as "minimum wage laws"and was confused as to why they were fighting to raise wages, then I reread it and realized, "oh, they just want to fuck kids. That tracks."
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