Huh, works for me rn. The sordid tale of Kentuckians with an unidentified artifact of unknown origin made of volcanic stone, its purpose shrouded in mystery. Is it a pestle or something far more sinister? Perhaps some kind of pestle for pounding taro root into a glutinous paste?!
I recognized the "not a butt plug", it's a Hawaiian poi pounder. Worth $1800 to $2200 if anyone's curious.
That's way too coherent, I'm thinking it'd be more like this but more discordant and interminably longer.
With sound, everybody can choose an instrument and place a note on an orchestral score and OH THE CACOPHONY! MAKE IT STOP!
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