@Arkaelus
That self-portrait looks like the guy just came out of a meeting with my manager.
"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"
Paper lids obviously threaten traditional family values! Lobsters sure wouldn't stand for this atrocity!
Hell, that may actually cancel out my tinnitus, sign me up!
Stale bread, musty ketchup, and tap water it is!
Gawd damn it, can't ever be simple, can it...
Hahaa, Chaotic Good Human Monk! Guess I'm stayin' single, babyyy!
Oh... Oh, no! I was supposed to have a character sheet?!
New existential crisis unlocked: what class am I?
Oh, this is awesome, thank you so very much!