I think the meme refers to the joke that "all guys just want a big tiddy goth girlfriend" meme.
The bottom text is just a joke to divert from the obvious meme
Not all of the guys.
I don't care about tiddy size.
I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.
I don't need a ho
I'll happily knead that dough
I'll let her put it in the oven
Before we get to lovin'