Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks