If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

  1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
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Why?

It's annoying as hell, it blocks the flow of traffic, and it causes the cars to lineup the wrong way with each other which makes people more frequently open their doors into the side of my car.

When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

Who told you to drive a parade float to the store?

My manager?

Doing a lot of heavy duty crew cab needing work at the local target?

No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I'm doing, and I'm already in my work shuttle.

Ah, gotcha, you need new underwear and a new stick of deodorant for the job. That makes total sense then, be sure to hold up traffic so you can back in to park. It's essential.

Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I'm adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.