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lol I like the lamp
Pull on the chain once for bright genie, Pull twice for dim genie, Pull a third time for OFF.
Pulling the chain 3 times sends you to the Oceanview Motel and Casino.
Oh no you don't...
Next thing you're going to tell me I have to watch this refrigerator without blinking.
Pulling SIX times sends you to the Oceanview Motel 6 & Casino!