Jokes on you, I don't own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
