Huawei, other Chinese devices: how can I make sure only Xi sees my porn?
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You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
It's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.