But then what are you going to use to decorate the shower wallsβ½ No reason to pull your own hair out!
The drain hair is for cosplay wigs π
You've never had to play a game of chase the pube around the soap bar. It's a phenomenon physics has not yet found a way to explain, but rinsing soap with a pube on it just causes the pube to quantum jump to the other side of the soap bar.