You guys realize this was on a joke community, right? Most of the original comments missed it too...
The original text was not on github.
Saw it on copypasta yesterday. It's possible this is an old screenshot and I could've seen the repost.
EDIT : seems I'm wrong and this is just an old picture.
I took the screenshot before the post was even locked, you can also find a comment by me on that thread.
Yes, I think that most of us realized from some of the self-aware wording that this is a parody. But like many parodies it's a real trope taken to a silly extreme, so we're talking about users who fit that trope (including ourselves, sometimes!).