You know any cool, lesser-known or even made up phrases?

pray tell

For demanding an answer. In my opinion, it adds a friendly layer of irony, indicating that you cannot see a possible reason for something :

And pray tell, what purpose does it serve? šŸ™„

Half Sisyphus, half rolling stone.

Describes self sabotaging tendencies (while showing good will and effort).

I thought you quit smoking last month ā€“ yea, half Sisyphus, half rolling stonešŸ„²

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As an answer to an obvious question:

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

The answer is yes. Yes he does.

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Is the bear a catholic?

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We'll burn that bridge when we get there. It's not rocket surgery.

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"It's not Dragon magic" is a fave of mine, semi-obscure ref for those that get it, dada for those that don't

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I am partial to 'Does the pope systematically cover up child sexual abuse?'

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I have a lot of questions about the state of sanitation in the Vatican.

Is the Pope a bear?