If it lurks on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
When you think it's a carp but the teeth are too sharp, that's a moray!
When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a Moiré!
When you've viewed all the smut...but what just went up her butt? That's a moray!
Dang, you beat me to it. But wtf tho
When your fleshlight starts biting and doesn't stop fighting, that's a moray!
When you meet an aquatic stranger and feel like you're in danger, that's a moray!