Big Titty Goth GF Candidates

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You should probably date the flying one from the moon, who can fly.

That's not a bad choice. She could fly me around which would save time on commuting, but she also has the ability to easily leave or escape if our relationship becomes unpleasant. Which it most certainly would based on previous experience. Definitely something to consider.

Word of advice: don't date anyone who is only staying with you because they cannot fly away.