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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
https://www.theonion.com/nation-could-have-sworn-russell-brand-was-already-convi-1850849838
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in,…