“this doesn’t taste of anything” a disparaging remark
“I can’t feel anything” rather alarming at times
"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable
Especially because it's really hard to not touch anything, you'd need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching "air" as touching something.
None of us are every touching anything since the space between our atoms is so vast. Something something forcefields created by electron cloud activity
