How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
::: spoiler spoiler None, they'd rather just sit in the fuckin' dark and argue about who broke it. :::
What did the zero say to the eight?
::: spoiler spoiler Nice belt. :::
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
::: spoiler spoiler To get to the other slide, you moronic mother clucker. :::
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
::: spoiler spoiler A stick. :::
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
::: spoiler Spoiler Pencil lead. :::
Which part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most?
::: spoiler Spoiler The sail :::
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
::: spoiler Spoiler Your word :::
What is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth?
::: spoiler Spoiler A mirror. :::
Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I?
Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I?
::: spoiler Spoiler A bunk bed. :::
What goes up but never comes down?
::: spoiler Spoiler Your age. :::